Friday, March 4, 2011

Dropout Tips of the Day

1. Must Haves:
Ear Plugs. In case you lose them, stick in ear buds: They stop outside malice from entering and also clean the existing dirt. Utility to the core.

2. Pretence is blissful

When thinking of how to go about your own thing, pretend that you are in a meeting on skype. A little pretence assures tremendous amount of peace, so don't hesitate, anything for your own venture right!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Epic Return- Bubble Burst

Dropout in the bus

Co-Passenger-- What do you do?

Dropout (has just dropped out the day before, is returning home)-- umm... actually I ...I used to study

Co-Passenger (scratching face) -- So now you work?

Dropout-- Eh... I just finished my course...

Co-Passenger- When?

Dropout (Oh God!)- I mean I left my course now...I was at OGCH

Co-Passenger (suddenly very excited)- You mean...you mean ...you dropped out of the "Only Gods Come Here (OGCH)" University???

Dropout (Yes I am that verocious monster your mom warned you against!)- Well yes.

Co-Passenger- WHY???

Dropout- I ...I have reasons ...

Co-Passenger- tch tch...You shouldn't have... You should have completed you know!

Silence

Co-Passenger: You know "God 1" ? He studied there in 1980s

Dropout: I was not born then perhaps

Co-Passenger: You know "God 2" ? He is my brother's friend. Joined last to last to last to last year...

Dropout: I joined six months back

Co-Passenger: You don't interact much do you?

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